I also wanted to thank anyone who commented here, sent emails, or texts about the family situation going on here. Without going into too much detail; things are headed in a positive direction. The situation is far from over but it’s better.
I did end up downloading Starbound. It’s a dangerous, dangerous game. I’m pretty sure once it finished installing someone snuck into my house and knocked me unconscious. When I came to hours had passed and my little monkey person was hanging out in the underground house I had built out of cobblestone blocks. I can see myself losing a lot of time to this one. I think I need to check out another planet though; my starting one is inhabited by extremely aggressive, fire-breathing birds.