Saturday, January 8, 2011

X:Men the Intervention.

Hey Marvel, can you come in here for a moment?

Awesome, have a seat. We really need to have a talk.

Yes I’m still mad about the Thor: Mighty Avenger, but that isn’t what I want to talk about.

What Deadpool? Yeah, I know you can quit when ever you want. That isn’t why I wanted to talk to you.

It’s about Hank. Dr. McCoy. Yes, the Beast. The big blue guy.

Remember when you turned him into a fucking cat? Well, you know it has been like 10 years now, I think it’s time to fix this shit. Go with the original or go with the classic blue fuzzy, I don’t care which but this cat thing just needs to stop. I figured it was just a faze like when Superman went blue for a little bit, or when Daredevil started getting armored. You’d get tired of the cat thing and we’d all be back to where we started from. But you haven’t stopped. So I had to call you out. Please Marvel, drop the cat look. Publish all the Deadpool glut you want, but give us back the real Beast.

Just look at him!  He doesn't want to be a cat anymore.  Don't make the Beast cry.


  1. I have hated that damn cat look ever since they introduced it. Fuck you and "secondary" mutations, that is a bullshit cop-out Marvel.

    Also while we have you here, Marvel...Shadowland really, that is what we are going with? Get the fuck out of our office, because you are fucking fired!

  2. Wow, it's so nice to see others who feel this way. I can't throw a rock and not hit twenty people in close proximity that think the cat-Beast is "like, the bast evar!" Subsequently, I regret not having thrown that rock about twenty times harder to inflict massive injury. Marvel, please stop vomiting all over great characters. Please?

    And Brandon, so very true sir! Every time I see Frost and her weak-ass diamond form I about retch. Really? Really? *sigh* Don't even get me started on Angel and the healing and Nightcrawler and all this Angelic/Infernal ancient mutant crap.



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